april fools? wow cool story bro
the wheels on the bus go swag swag swag
the good thing about having 0 followers is that you never lose followers hehe
some things have to be done in order to maintain a 4.0 gpa
teachers are secretly pedophiles and only want to be teachers so they can be around kids
why is a building called a building if they are already built
all porn sites should end in .cum
what the flying fuck people on this planet actually eat insects
when my armpits get wet i just smell it and i’m like ohhhh mannnn……
why can i never make a successful text post that gets like 1000 notes