Cool Story Bro.

Aug 22

If you’re attractive the the only thing you really need to do is breathe to make someone fall in love with you

Aug 21

do you ever look at a couple and say to yourself, “wow you guys are probably going to break up lol”

if there isn’t a law that prohibits hot people from wearing clothes by 2013 then i am so done

i wonder how the first woman on earth handled her first period

Aug 20

i got so high today that i thought i was chillin with barack obama but it was actually just my black friend

i dont even remember where or how i learned how to masturbate

Aug 17

tumblr is basically a dating website for teens

money should be free

Aug 12

you know how cars have horsepower? i used to think that toilets have horsepower too because like how the fuck do you flush down my shit with such force

Aug 11

one time when i was high i saw an airplane and flipped out because like how the fuck are you flying like that